The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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