And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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