Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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