can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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