New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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