id be glad to
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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