Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
