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areolas are like halos for boobs.

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Like foreskins are capes for penises?

Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Apr 14, 10 at 11:18pm

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- That made me giggle...uncut super hero goobs are awesome.
  
  Submitted by heavenfrog23 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:22pm
  
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Baby I can see your halo?

Submitted by Rachelridestoruk on Apr 15, 10 at 12:08am

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I like the puffies

Submitted by zahavi13 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:19pm

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how do you comment off of a comment?

Submitted by justxojenna on Apr 15, 10 at 10:50pm

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Like a high quality pepperoni

Submitted by hotlanta on Apr 15, 10 at 11:08pm

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Exuse me, Herschel. I spelt it wrong on my first comment. I guess that just proves my theory I think everyone would agree too. NO ONE really CARES.

Submitted by MyssMandy on Apr 15, 10 at 11:46pm

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I love areolas, but this txt is NOT funny or cool.

Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 11:38pm

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very funny

Submitted by lsatman on Apr 14, 10 at 11:28pm

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woooot

Submitted by turbopau on Apr 14, 10 at 11:16pm

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To Hersical: Just because nobody gives a flying freak about you, doesn't give you the right to post on everybodies comments, "no one cares." Well, number one; the whole reason people post comments is to say what they think, and for people who do care to read. Number two; you are right in some retrospect, no one cares...about what YOU think. So quit posting it up everywhere. NO ONE CARES.

Submitted by MyssMandy on Apr 15, 10 at 11:43pm

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The smaller the better?

Submitted by yeahisaidthat on Apr 15, 10 at 1:17am

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Who gives a flying fuck.

Submitted by buberto on Apr 15, 10 at 2:57am

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Well this was dumb.

Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 14, 10 at 11:42pm

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- Nobody cares.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:36am
  
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  - About your reply? Yea i know.
    
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 15, 10 at 1:33am
    
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U speak the truth. Preach it brother man

Submitted by sperman96 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:24am

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Depends if they are pink or brown?

Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 15, 10 at 2:18am

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The word aureole is actually the Latin root for halo...

Submitted by missanamalie on Feb 4, 11 at 7:49pm

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FIRST BIOTCH

Submitted by g0jhawks on Apr 14, 10 at 11:43pm

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- Nobody cares.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:47am
  
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Clever....

Submitted by maynard on Jun 25, 10 at 1:54am

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@Wayne_Kest nice try changing kanye's first letters around, but your name should actually be Wanye_Kest

Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 15, 10 at 12:27am

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- Nobody cares.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:32am
  
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  - About your reply? Yea we know.
    
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 15, 10 at 1:01pm
    
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'Aureole' in French means Halo!

Submitted by momojojoparis on Apr 16, 10 at 7:54am

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You're pathetic.

Submitted by photofilly31 on Apr 15, 10 at 5:56pm

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How do you pronounce aerolea??

Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 14, 10 at 11:19pm

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- air-e-oh-la
  
  Submitted by skootles on Apr 14, 10 at 11:34pm
  
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You know, you're doing real good and all,\nAnd I'm going to let you finish, but this was on FML a few days ago... Just sayyyiinnnn...

Submitted by Wayne_Kest on Apr 14, 10 at 11:42pm

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- Nobody cares.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 12:31am
  
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I enjoy a nice pair of SALAMI NIPPLES myself

Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 14, 10 at 11:15pm

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First

Submitted by doomsday on Apr 15, 10 at 12:09am

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- to suck my cock.
  
  Submitted by Booberto on Apr 16, 10 at 2:47am
  
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Haha and it's in the 650. SF peninsula!!!

Submitted by anony1 on Apr 16, 10 at 12:47pm

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Wooo

Submitted by jessalynn on Apr 16, 10 at 2:08am

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Do u prefer pancake areolas lol

Submitted by yourface on Apr 14, 10 at 11:05pm

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This is true!!

Submitted by codii on Apr 15, 10 at 4:48pm

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Like.... Okay... . Not really funny

Submitted by mae on Apr 15, 10 at 12:14am

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Herschel is a pussy

Submitted by johnson34 on Apr 15, 10 at 7:01am

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- Do I even need to say it?
  
  Submitted by Herschel on Apr 15, 10 at 1:28pm
  
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