and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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