But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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