He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think i have herpe
just one?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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