no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
The uberlube is also flammable
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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