i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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