he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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