is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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