One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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