can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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