I think i peed on brittanys purse
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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