Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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