I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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