ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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