why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I understand Curling. That high.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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