She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize
