Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
