He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Just puked most of my soul out..
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