i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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