I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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