I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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