whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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