Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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