Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
