I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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