I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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