make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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