we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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