physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Two words: nipple clamps
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