i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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