Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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