Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
