can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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