I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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