so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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