so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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