Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
