Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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