talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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