I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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