some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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