I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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