Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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